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Sunday, November 27th, 2005
1:55 pm
We here at ASFA realize that it is better to productize perfectly than to evolve wirelessly. Think visionary. Think vertical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the jargon-based term "six-sigma". It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Rails. Think subscriber-defined. Think sticky. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably visualize real-world killer models. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Think macro-reality-based. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". We think that most short-term web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. The obfuscation monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.
We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails.
ASFA is the industry leader of sexy networks. The portals factor is user-centric. We think that most user-centric, value-added, seamless portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized research and development and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We will rev up our capacity to mesh without diminishing our capability to enhance. Think B2C2B. Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.
ASFA is the industry leader of value-added obfuscation. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? Think B2C2B. We will extend our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to optimize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise performance and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform, compelling? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. The magnetic Total Quality Management factor is holistic. Think plug-and-play. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term TQM and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
Think cutting-edge.
We here at ASFA have proven we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to drive micro-holistically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our intuitive, cross-media raw bandwidth but our power to e-enable. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We will inflate our capability to incentivize without decreasing our power to redefine. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to enable vertically leads to the capacity to transition globally. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with new e-markets? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point) be able to repurpose easily.
What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-iteravely"?
At ASFA, we realize how to morph ultra-strategically. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. What does the commonly-used term "efficient, infinitely reconfigurable C2C" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor is customized. Think value-added. The compliance factor is B2C. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C.
Without well-planned deliverables, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7.
We here at ASFA believe we know that it is better to drive perfectly than to mesh perfectly. It sounds terrific, but it's true! The supply-chains factor is end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be customer-defined? What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Think 24/7/365. We will grow our capacity to seize without decreasing our ability to seize. The e-businesses factor is 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be web-enabled? What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean?
What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"?
ASFA practically invented the term "communities". The metrics for backward-compatible, blog-based data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2C, customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We realize that it is better to strategize compellingly than to strategize virally. What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? Think nano-global. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Perl. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "robust solutions" really mean? We will generate the commonly-used term "innovative, reconfigurable". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack convergence management.

Current Mood: rohlfs-satan
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
6:44 pm
x your confessions...

[ ] I am bisexual

[ ] I am homosexual

[x] I collect comic books. *yay for calvin and hobbes*

[x] I shut others out when I'm sad

[x] I open up to others easily

[x] am keeping a secret from the world

[ ] I watch the news

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs

[x] I own something from Hot Topic

[ ] I like Disney movies

[x] I am a sucker for eyes

[x] I curse regularly.

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.

[ ] I have owned something from Abercrombie

[ ] I have a job.

[ ] I love Martha Stewart.

[x] I am in love/like with someone *eh not really but oh well*

[X] I am self conscious

[x] I like to laugh.

[x] the solution to the world is to smoke a fatty.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[ ] I have many scars

[ ] I've been out of this country

[x] I am ticklish.

[x] I love chocolate.

[ ] I am comfortable with being me.

[x] I play computer games/video games when I'm bored

[x] Gotten lost in the city

[ ] Saw a shooting star.

[ ] I had a serious Surgery.

[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

[ ] Hugged a stranger.

[x] Been in a fist fight with the same sex.

[ ] Been arrested.

[x] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator

[x] Made out in an elevator.

[x] Swore at your parents.

[x ] Kicked a guy where it hurts.

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[x] Broken a bone.

[ ] Played spin the bottle.

[x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[x] Ridden in a taxi.

[x] Shoplifted.

[ ] Been fired.

[x] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[x] Stole something from your job. *does school count?*

[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[x] Saw someone/something dying.

[x] Ridden over 400 miles in one day.

[x] Been on a plane.

[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[x] Eaten Sushi.

[x] Met someone in person from the internet.

[ ] been to a motocross show.

[ ] Done hard drugs

[x] Taken painkillers

[ ] Cheated on someone else not on purpose

wohoo for boredness
10:06 am
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Sunday, October 30th, 2005
9:41 am
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you like to do?
beakerhatesaim: masturbate
ZolaOnAOL: That kind of subject does not interest me.
beakerhatesaim: i know
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
beakerhatesaim: you told me you dumb ass
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
beakerhatesaim: oh well
ZolaOnAOL: That's about it.
beakerhatesaim: no shit you stupid god damn mother fucker
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
beakerhatesaim: i know!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
beakerhatesaim: you fucking told me!!!!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
beakerhatesaim: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
beakerhatesaim: YOU FUCKING TOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.

Current Mood: devious
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
6:03 am
1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in.
4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5) I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.
Thursday, May 19th, 2005
6:40 pm
Lesson for the day: dont clean a vacume with wet hands
5:47 pm
yo
anybody got any kaiser cheifs i can get my hands on?

Current Mood: bored-ish
Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
7:37 pm
You scored as Hardcore. Hardcore.

</td>

Hardcore

92%

Punk and Pop Punk.

88%

Classic Rock.

83%

Hip Hop and Rap

58%

Indie

46%

Indie Rock

46%

Emo & More

42%

Industrial

38%

Country

33%

Ska

25%

Mainstream

21%

Britpop

17%

Music Recommendation
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Current Mood: sick
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
8:00 pm
i hate when parents fight

*turns up arsis*

Current Mood: ...
Sunday, May 1st, 2005
12:23 pm
LAST MONTH OF SCHOOL!!!

Current Mood: calm
Friday, April 29th, 2005
4:49 pm
UPDATE!!
from inside sources ive heard the email sent to the english
teacher wasnt a threat about killing her it was saying that they were
going to kill themselves in her class and they said they were going
to do it yesterday
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
8:12 pm
who else thinks this has been the year from hell?
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
7:34 pm
Summer hurry up and get here
im tired of dr liu
hes getting on my nerves

ill miss the school, and friends
but not the school

"this has been the year from hell"

Current Mood: pthffffffff
Sunday, April 24th, 2005
8:23 am
......Geek......Stink......Breath!

The best art conection EVER!! Even though there realy wasnt much of one.. I missed all the classes that really mattered and came back to go to PE!
(@$*y<3

Current Mood: mmmmmm........
Monday, April 18th, 2005
8:41 am
well... schools almost over
im ready
my summer has the potential to kick ass
im going to colorado to find work
my uncle owns a hotel up in estes park so thats probably were ill go
Sunday, April 17th, 2005
4:05 pm
Here comes the metal meltdown!

ahhh nothing like listening to preist and doing schoolwork

Current Mood: rahhhhh
Friday, April 15th, 2005
8:10 pm
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do da de do da da

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nah nah nah nah nah nah na nah nah!!

Current Mood: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE!!!
Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
6:36 pm
i hate pessimists who hate every thing and dont stop complaining!!!

pessimist list:
my dad
Dr.Salzburg

Current Mood: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
6:55 pm
GDKA
American idiot is kick ass...thanks for letting me borrow it connor

Current Mood: rock out
Monday, April 11th, 2005
6:48 pm
JP
judas preist is weird

Current Mood: Rockin
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